Rockybowlers--
Just two weeks ago I was feeling on top of the world winning
5 of my first 6 picks and with my beloved Washington Huskies winning over
Southern Miss. I thought I once again would be bragging about my prognosticating
skills. Then as normal my picks began to
falter, who would guess Herbie Husker’s Cornhuskers would pull their big boy
pants up and knock off one of the elite teams in the Pac 12, UCLA.
Now In the past two days I have moved from shouting in the
rafters “I am the Greatest” to just disgust with my poor picks. Oklahoma should have kept heir Sooner Schooner
at home, and my sure pick of Florida was nearly as bad as my Iowa pick over
Stanford.
And to think Oregon would lose a 31 point lead to the Boykin-Less Horned Frogs and WVU could pull off the upset of ASU in a virtual bowl home game in the desert. Well, you see, more confirmation that the Rocky Bowl's mission statement is spot on. Otherwise meaningless games turn into real drama for Bowlers with big RBS Points on these games.
And this year is true to history and the mission statement. Yes, the fictitious and otherwise meaningless NCAA CFP National Championship will decide the very REAL Rocky Bowl Champion.
An Alabama win will crown David "Just Happy to be here" Cence the Champion.
A Clemson win will crown G "Chix Pixs" Chick the Champion.
And the money list will be shuffled as well based on the winner.
However, the Toilet seat award is in the books for Rachel "The Good Daughter" Tanay. Congratulations to the Tanay's for winning both coveted Rocky Bowl Trophies this year. I guess we will know where to find them next year.
However, the Toilet seat award is in the books for Rachel "The Good Daughter" Tanay. Congratulations to the Tanay's for winning both coveted Rocky Bowl Trophies this year. I guess we will know where to find them next year.
Well, I must say a job well done. Another Rockybowl year down and I am already preparing
my strategy for next year. I know one thing for sure I will be watching the CFP National Championship as if it means something to my selection sheet and now I am
shouting to the world,
“I am a Rocky
Bowler and Damn Proud of it”
Keep up the bowling J
-- Rocky
-- Rocky
Tim Thompson says, "Sorry to hear of your bad luck, Rocky.
ReplyDeleteSucks to be you. I however went 5 for 5 on New Year's Day after going 2 of 3 on the 31st.
I bet 38 points on Alabama and they scored 38 points. Weird huh?
We will see what happens down the stretch. Good luck and Happy New Year!
-- The Zag Nut."
Almost feels like Steve Harvey and Ms Universe Contest again....Cence Win's, G Win's...no wait, Herbie Husker or Sneaker's Wins, DukeDaddy Win's.....but Rocky is not even close. Going to be a great game tonight just like that SeaHawk win over those Vikings. And for those of you wanting to set the record straight....Herbie Husker was run over by the Cornhusker Tuba Man and Kevin has never been the same. Happy Bowling tonight and thanks for playing!!!
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