Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Bobbi Breeze Trophy Goes to "Tutu", Commissioner Review Opened

Bill "Tutu" Tanay has been awarded the Bobbi Breeze trophy after a Commissioner's review related to a violation of "Fair Play" was completed.


Trophy Presentation to Bill "Tutu" and wife Dewbbie "Swishy".
TMZ first reported that an unacceptable selection process was used by "Tutu".  It came to light when Tutu was bragging to one of the commissioner's at the trophy presentation about how he used a complex analysis of expert selections and point spread's to determine his winning team and Rocky Bowl confidence points.  This process seemed to violate the acceptable fair play guidelines for wild ass guess picking of teams and random confidence points used by Rocky Bowlers.
This could have disqualified Tutu; however, his wife Swishy later confirmed that "Dumb Luck" was more likely to be the reason for his success.  You see, it appears that Tutu actually intended to pick UCLA for 28 points instead of Nebraska.  This mistake enabled him to have a nice comfortable lead heading into the last day of Bowls at the half way mark,   Once hearing this news,  the investigation was closed and Tutu was cleared of any charges related to Rocky Bowl "Fair play" code of conduct violations and conduct unbecoming of a Rocky Bowler.


Tutu has a new love of his life.  Sorry Swishy!
So congratulations Bill "Tutu" Tanay for a nice aggressive victory in the Bobbi Breeze half way championship.  He plans to keep this trophy close to him 24x7 as he clearly has found a new love. Sorry "Swishy".

Tutu was awarded the trophy and $50 at an impromptu ceremony at the Spot Tavern in Kent, WA.  This site was reviewed for possible selection of next years Rocky Bowl Party.



Kevin "I didn't get my selection sheet filled out on time" Johnson joined in the celebration and trophy presentation by Commissioner TopCoug.

Don't forget to send in your pictures and stories of you and fellow Rocky Bowler's enjoying the games and/or sporting your vintage Rocky Bowl T-shirts.

4 comments:

  1. Tutu says "Thank you.......clearly I'm the prettiest Bobbi Breeze winner EVER!!!!"

    Well, some of us may dispute that statement.

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  2. Commissioner Doug says, "Congrats Bill on being the Bobbie Breeze Halfway Winner. My Mother would be proud that we are carrying on her legacy and her favorite time of year.

    You might win the Toilet Bowl also!!!" Or maybe your "Good Daughter" :)

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  3. Commissioner Doug says, "Congrats Bill on being the Bobbie Breeze Halfway Winner. My Mother would be proud that we are carrying on her legacy and her favorite time of year.

    You might win the Toilet Bowl also!!!" Or maybe your "Good Daughter" :)

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  4. Tutu says "Thank you.......clearly I'm the prettiest Bobbi Breeze winner EVER!!!!"

    Well, some of us may dispute that statement.

    ReplyDelete